Sunday, December 31, 2006
Seoul New Year
One of the most glaring differences that Americans face when going abroad is safety. Once you leave the U.S., you realize how hard our government works to try to protect its citizens from senseless harm and death. Korea's New Year's celebration is a prime example of the fun, excitement and danger that can accompany the absence of such protective regulations. My pals Leslie, Alice and I joined the hundreds of thousands of people gathered in Seoul's citycenter to hear the 33 rings of the massive Bosingak bell. Hungry pyromaniacs (including ourselves) snatched up 2-foot-long handheld fireworks launchers from street vendors, and as midnight approached, the air grew so thick with fireworks smoke that we couldn't even see the surrounding buildings. In every direction all we could see were the blazing trails of fireworks. I should've worn a hat: hot embers sizzled in our eyes and hair. There was extensive police presence, but only to block off certain roads and sidewalks, directing the flow of foot traffic. They seemed oblivious to the hordes of fire-wielders. Amazingly, out of the hundreds of thousands of people I saw launching fireworks, I only witnessed two men actually aiming them at each other. Everyone else responsibly kept their firesticks pointing skyward. It was all very civilized. Notice in this photo the small child holding her own stick not even higher than an adult's eye level.
Friday, December 22, 2006
Samgyeopsal, a heavenly Korean bacon meal
My wonderful students (who pay for dinner and give me Christmas cookies)
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
I love my job.
I'm teaching three job interview preparation classes, which are endless sources of entertainment for me. Here is an exchange I witnessed today between two students, Reggie and Peter.
Reggie: What kind of people do you like to work with?
Peter: I don't like to work with people who dishonest, not motivated...
Reggie: No. Peter, I asking question 21. What kind of people do you like to work with?
Peter: Oh. I not...I mis-...I not understanding question. Sorry. I like to work with people who honest, attractive...
Reggie: Like men? You like attractive men?
Peter: Yes. (obviously not understanding)
Reggie: You sound like some kind of pervert, Peter.
Annie: (falling on floor laughing for five minutes)
Another time I asked a student, James, what his greatest strength was.
His reply: I think my greatest strength is my stickiness.
Me: Your stickiness?
James: Yes, my stickiness.
Me: What do you mean?
James: I mean when my boss is giving me a project I working very long time and very hard to finishing it.
Me: Ah, so you mean diligence.
James: No, I mean stickiness.
Me: Uh, I don't think stickiness is the word you want to use here. Use 'perseverance' or 'diligence.'
James: Okay.
Reggie: What kind of people do you like to work with?
Peter: I don't like to work with people who dishonest, not motivated...
Reggie: No. Peter, I asking question 21. What kind of people do you like to work with?
Peter: Oh. I not...I mis-...I not understanding question. Sorry. I like to work with people who honest, attractive...
Reggie: Like men? You like attractive men?
Peter: Yes. (obviously not understanding)
Reggie: You sound like some kind of pervert, Peter.
Annie: (falling on floor laughing for five minutes)
Another time I asked a student, James, what his greatest strength was.
His reply: I think my greatest strength is my stickiness.
Me: Your stickiness?
James: Yes, my stickiness.
Me: What do you mean?
James: I mean when my boss is giving me a project I working very long time and very hard to finishing it.
Me: Ah, so you mean diligence.
James: No, I mean stickiness.
Me: Uh, I don't think stickiness is the word you want to use here. Use 'perseverance' or 'diligence.'
James: Okay.
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